WEST HERTS HOCKEY CLUB

Shirt Number 22

Has had a significant impact at the club since rising from the ashes of Kodak HC. Just be sure to keep him away from the Jose Cuervo (or indeed ANY tequila of ANY kind)!

Say What
Club record holder for shortest time on pitch before being given a yellow card?

PASS THE BALL!!!!
I can now play anywhere on pitch, so if anyone wants a keeper....

Now to alter the space/time continuum.

Hah, hah, hah....

Shirt number 30.

33rd season playing for Stags. Currently Club Secretary. Previously captain of the 2nd XI, 3rd XI and 4A XI and Mens Club.

Current additional duties are: Club Archivist, Press Secretary, Photographer, Chief Ranter etc

If I'm not at the hockey pitch, I'll be walking the dog*, or I might be watching birds in some far flung outpost with Wilco as the theme music. Or (more likely) I'll be in the Nascot Arms talking C**p

*Rogue, the dog, is especially good at finding balls; between the end of the 2008-09 season and the start of the current one she has found over 40 in the undegrowth around the astro. She is for hire to other clubs who wish to recoup all their lost balls

Passing: 6
Shooting: 9
Dribbling: 6
Tackling: 6
Orangeness: 11

Player most likely to be found in a sauna with something from the Ladies' section.
Player most likely to suggest a night out and then not show up.

Shirt Number 34

17th Year at West Herts.