WEST HERTS HOCKEY CLUB Stags A squad

Stags A
Stuart Day Member profile

Captain : Stuart Day

Pace: 3
Deflections: 10
Tackling: 8
75 yard passes in wrong direction: 10

Player most likely to favour a stairwell as his place of coitus.
Player most likely to abandon his mates to buy condiments for his girlfriend
Matt Buckland Member profile

Vice Captain : Matt Buckland

Passing: 9
Shooting: 5
Dribbling: 7
Tackling: 10
Pub Quiz:10

Player most likely to breakdown on an away match
Stuart Day Member profile

Manager : Stuart Day

Pace: 3
Deflections: 10
Tackling: 8
75 yard passes in wrong direction: 10

Player most likely to favour a stairwell as his place of coitus.
Player most likely to abandon his mates to buy condiments for his girlfriend
Players
William Anderson Member profile William Anderson
Shirt Number 22

Has had a significant impact at the club since rising from the ashes of Kodak HC. Just be sure to keep him away from the Jose Cuervo (or indeed ANY tequila of ANY kind)!
Andy  Archer Member profile Andy Archer
Say What
Club record holder for shortest time on pitch before being given a yellow card?
Nick Archer Member profile Nick Archer
PASS THE BALL!!!!
I can now play anywhere on pitch, so if anyone wants a keeper....
Graham Coltman Member profile Graham Coltman
Now to alter the space/time continuum.

Hah, hah, hah....
Ralph Darvill Member profile Ralph Darvill
Shirt number 30.

33rd season playing for Stags. Currently Club Secretary. Previously captain of the 2nd XI, 3rd XI and 4A XI and Mens Club.

Current additional duties are: Club Archivist, Press Secretary, Photographer, Chief Ranter etc

If I'm not at the hockey pitch, I'll be walking the dog*, or I might be watching birds in some far flung outpost with Wilco as the theme music. Or (more likely) I'll be in the Nascot Arms talking C**p

*Rogue, the dog, is especially good at finding balls; between the end of the 2008-09 season and the start of the current one she has found over 40 in the undegrowth around the astro. She is for hire to other clubs who wish to recoup all their lost balls
Dave Fisher Member profile Dave Fisher
Passing: 6
Shooting: 9
Dribbling: 6
Tackling: 6
Orangeness: 11

Player most likely to be found in a sauna with something from the Ladies' section.
Player most likely to suggest a night out and then not show up.

Ian Gough Member profile Ian Gough
Shirt Number 34

17th Year at West Herts.
Performance history
SeasonMatchesWonDrawnLost
All151032
Summer 20095221
2010-111100
2010 Summer9711