WEST HERTS HOCKEY CLUB team

Mens 1XI
Mark Twine Member profile

Manager : Mark Twine

He's back, slightly thinner and now very bald!


Ian Webster Member profile

Coach : Ian Webster

Coach extraordinaire. Knows about goalkeeping, plants, welding, precious metals- and just how dull Jabba can be on the subject of tactics...
David Soulsby Member profile

Captain : David Soulsby

Saves: 9
Rebounds: 9
Aerials: 10
Dribbling: 2
Pre-season Commitment: 0

Player most likely to eat your match tea when you're not looking.
Matt Buckland Member profile

Vice Captain : Matt Buckland

Passing: 9
Shooting: 5
Dribbling: 7
Tackling: 10
Discipline: Not great
Pub Quiz:10

Player most likely to be left behind at the club for an away match.
Players
Jon Adlard Member profile Jon Adlard
Edward Beak Member profile - no photo available Edward Beak
Matt Corbridge Member profile Matt Corbridge
Passing: 7
Shooting: 7
Dribbling: 8
Tackling:8

Player least likely to be at training.
Peter Corbridge Member profile - no photo available Peter Corbridge
Stuart Day Member profile Stuart Day
Scott Dopson Member profile Scott Dopson
grabs some English eggs & some Caribbean 'bacon',
turns the fire up and says; ..."Smoke EM"

Voted most likely to change the color of his hair



James Dyson Member profile James Dyson
Passing: 3 Shooting: 2 Dribbling: 3 Tackling: 3 Anti-skill: 10 Player most likely to not buy a jug after a hat-trick performance. Shocking.
Dave Fisher Member profile Dave Fisher
Passing: 7
Shooting: 8
Dribbling: 6
Tackling: 9
Cheesiness: 10

Player most likely to be found in a sauna with something from the Ladies' section.
Player most likely to have a fine named after him
Iain Gordon Member profile Iain Gordon
Passing:8
Shooting: 5
Dribbling: 7
Tackling: 9
Sober Craic: 3

Player most likely to be bestman at Bill's next wedding.
Alex Hodgkinson Member profile Alex Hodgkinson
Passing: 9
Shooting: 5
Dribbling: 6
Tackling: 10
Sociability: 2

Player least likely to suit bling astros.
James Holliday Member profile James Holliday
Passing: 6
Shooting: 9
Dribbling: 8
Tacking: 5
Logical Thinking: -5

Player most likey to have to pick up Dillet next Saturday.
Greg Jackson Member profile Greg Jackson
Passing: 8
Shooting: 6
Dribbling: 7
Tackling: 9
Sexuality: In doubt

Player most likely to still be locking the astro in twenty years time.
Jason Mallory Member profile Jason Mallory
Passing: 7 Shooting: 10 Dribbling: 8 Tackling: 5 Gingerness: 11 Player most likely to still be in the 1st XI in 2031.
Marc Parry Member profile Marc Parry
Passing: 7
Dribbling: 8
Shooting: 9
Tackling: 5

Player most likely to do the best out of the team fines kitty.
Dan Scott Member profile - no photo available Dan Scott
Steven Sieff Member profile Steven Sieff
Passing: 7 Shooting: 8 Dribbling: 9 Tackling: 6 Nerdiness: 9 Player most likely to be available for a sober chat at 4am.
Kern Sorzano Member profile Kern Sorzano
Speed: 3
Passing: 8
Drag Flicking: 9
Tackling: 1

Player most likely to endear you to chickpeas.
Demi vassiliou Member profile - no photo available Demi vassiliou
Max Webster Member profile Max Webster
Passing: 7
Shooting: 10
Dribbling: 10
Tackling: 3
Grumpiness: 10

Player most likely to spend over an hour doing his hair in the morning.
Performance history
SeasonMatchesWonDrawnLost
All147672052
2003-043214513
2004-0519637
2005-0611802
2006-07171114
2007-0821867
2008-09251833
2009-10221226