WEST HERTS HOCKEY CLUB Mens 1XI squad

Mens 1XI
David Soulsby Member profile

Captain : David Soulsby

Saves: 9
Rebounds: 9
Aerials: 10
Dribbling: 2
Pre-season Commitment: 0

Player most likely to eat your match tea when you're not looking.
Matt Buckland Member profile

Vice Captain : Matt Buckland

Passing: 9
Shooting: 5
Dribbling: 7
Tackling: 10
Pub Quiz:10

Player most likely to breakdown on an away match
Ian Webster Member profile

Coach : Ian Webster

Coach extraordinaire and now the younger, better looking rival in a goalkeeping controversy. Knows about goalkeeping, plants, welding, precious metals- and just how dull Jabba can be on the subject of tactics...
Mark Twine Member profile

Manager : Mark Twine

Tactics: 3
Loudness: 11
Medical Care: 0
Badminton: 2

Person most likely to:
    pass of his fiancés cooking as his own.
Players
Harry Benjamin Member profile Harry Benjamin
Ariels: 9
Grunts: 10
Mood: between -99 and +10

Player most likely to:
    confuse a playground with a sewage system.
    block and exit
Peter Corbridge Member profile Peter Corbridge
Stuart Day Member profile Stuart Day
Pace: 3
Deflections: 10
Tackling: 8
75 yard passes in wrong direction: 10

Player most likely to favour a stairwell as his place of coitus.
Player most likely to abandon his mates to buy condiments for his girlfriend
James Dyson Member profile James Dyson
Passing: 3
Shooting: 7
Dribbling: 3
Anti-skill: 10

Player most likely to stop a Dan Webster drag flick
Dave Fisher Member profile Dave Fisher
Passing: 6
Shooting: 9
Dribbling: 6
Tackling: 6
Orangeness: 11

Player most likely to be found in a sauna with something from the Ladies' section.
Player most likely to suggest a night out and then not show up.

Bill Gage Member profile Bill Gage
Iain Gordon Member profile Iain Gordon
Biceps: 10
Quads: 10
Abs: 10

Palyer most likely to attempt to pay for a taxi in US dollars
Alex Hodgkinson Member profile Alex Hodgkinson
Passing: 9
Shooting: 5
Reverse Stick Shooting: 0
Dribbling: 6
Tackling: 10

Player most likely to:
    have an indepth discussion about Strictly Come Dancing

Player least likely to suit bling astros.
James Holliday Member profile James Holliday
Passing: 6
Shooting: 9
Dribbling: 9
Tacking: 2
Logical Thinking: -5
Time Keeping: 1

Player most likely to lower the ironing board to feel like a giant.
Greg Jackson Member profile Greg Jackson
Passing: 8
Shooting: 6
Dribbling: 7
Tackling: 9
Sexuality: In doubt

Player most likely to still be locking the astro in twenty years time.
Jason Mallory Member profile Jason Mallory
Passing: 7 Shooting: 10 Dribbling: 8 Tackling: 5 Gingerness: 11 Player most likely to still be in the 1st XI in 2031.
Aaron Mitchell Member profile Aaron Mitchell
Pace: 9
Shooting: 9
Strength: 4
Gingerness: 11
Mum's Hotness: 1000000
Shea O'Sullivan Member profile Shea O'Sullivan
Passing: 8

Shooting: 8

Dribbling: 9

Tackling: 5

Hotel Reviewing: 9


Player most likely to meet his 40 year old hair dresser on a night out
Steven Sieff Member profile Steven Sieff
After many years of threatening to do so, now finally retired from outdoor hockey, but still to be found at indoor halls and squash courts throughout the country
George Thomas Member profile George Thomas
Ariels: 8
Tackling: 7
Passing: 6
Justin Bieber Fan Club: 8

Player most likely to:
    obtain entry to Reflex wearing shorts.

Player least likely to:
    fit into Stu's trousers
Daniel Webster Member profile Daniel Webster
Hockey: 10


Player most likely to be indiscreet about the attractiveness of a fellow team-mates mother.
Max Webster Member profile Max Webster
Passing: 7
Shooting: 10
Dribbling: 10
Tackling: 3
Grumpiness: 10

Player most likely to spend over an hour doing his hair in the morning.
Performance history
SeasonMatchesWonDrawnLost
All194912765
2011-12221703
2010-11257710
2009-10221226
2008-09251833
2007-0821867
2006-07171114
2005-0611802
2004-0519637
2003-043214513