WEST HERTS HOCKEY CLUB

Passing: 9
Shooting: 5
Dribbling: 7
Tackling: 10
Discipline: Not great
Pub Quiz:10

Player most likely to be left behind at the club for an away match.

Passing: 7
Shooting: 7
Dribbling: 8
Tackling:8

Player least likely to be at training.

Passing 8
Shooting 7
Dribbling 6
Tackling 9
Punditry -20

Player most likely to be left on the bench for the whole game.
Player most likely to declare he's too busy to have a job!
Player most likely to be planning his retirement before planning a career!

Passing: 3 Shooting: 2 Dribbling: 3 Tackling: 3 Anti-skill: 10 Player most likely to not buy a jug after a hat-trick performance. Shocking.

Passing: 8
Shooting: 8
Dribbling: 7
Tackling: 7
Hairiness: 9

Player most likely to order a cafe latte over a beer.

Passing: 7
Shooting: 8
Dribbling: 6
Tackling: 9
Cheesiness: 10

Player most likely to be found in a sauna with something from the Ladies' section.

Passing: 2
Shooting: 8
Dribbling 7
Tackling: 3
Fitness: Below Cuthbertson's

Player most likely to be deported.

Passing:8
Shooting: 5
Dribbling: 7
Tackling: 9
Sober Craic: 3

Player most likely to be bestman at Bill's next wedding.

Passing: 6
Shooting: 9
Dribbling: 8
Tacking: 5
Logical Thinking: -5

Player most likey to have to pick up Dillet next Saturday.

Passing: 8
Shooting: 6
Dribbling: 7
Tackling: 9
Sexuality: In doubt

Player most likely to still be locking the astro in twenty years time.

Passing: 8
Dribbling: 8
Shooting: 6
Tackling: 8

Player most likely to be refused university entry for looking too old.

Passing: 7 Shooting: 10 Dribbling: 8 Tackling: 5 Gingerness: 11 Player most likely to still be in the 1st XI in 2031.

Passing: 7
Dribbling: 8
Shooting: 9
Tackling: 5

Player most likely to do the best out of the team fines kitty.

Passing: 7 Shooting: 8 Dribbling: 9 Tackling: 6 Nerdiness: 9 Player most likely to be available for a sober chat at 4am.

Speed: 3
Passing: 8
Drag Flicking: 9
Tackling: 1

Player most likely to endear you to chickpeas.

Passing: 7
Shooting: 10
Dribbling: 10
Tackling: 3
Grumpiness: 10

Player most likely to spend over an hour doing his hair in the morning.